"Oh geez ... I'm one of these people where sports comes really easily. But probably golf. I'm not good with patience."
About those abs:
"Sometimes when I give talks, at the end, I get a guy who says, 'Let me see your abs!' And I'm like, 'Let me see yours first, and then I'll show you mine.'"
"If my daughter and I are walking to the kitchen, she'll want to beat me, and I'm like, really? I don't remember how much I was like that when I was younger."
On being perky:
"Someone Tweeted me and said, 'I'm signing off from your account because you have too many exclamation points.' I was like, 'OK ... .' I just get excited!"